I'm not coding.

Or pretending to code while actually watching YouTube tutorials at 2x speed.

✨ Current Interests:

Tech - Obviously. I know you didn't see that coming. 😅
Standup Comedy - laughing at other people's problems while ignoring bugs I create
Guitar - playing Hotel California (only chords) for the 1000th time
Chess - losing to 1200 rated players and blaming it on mouse slips
Pickleball - could have been Tennis but I'm too old
Lying on the bed - my most consistent hobby 😴

(RIP to these phases of my life)

Football - Body feints and fake shots. My knee said, not anymore.
Filmmaking - Had a YouTube channel. Key word: had
Writing Java Code - public static void main... System.out.println("Please NO! 😤")
Strategizing Clash of Clans wars - Those were the days. I also upgraded all my walls. Dedication!

If you share any of these interests (dead or alive), we should probably be friends.

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