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A form. On the internet. In 2026. Revolutionary.

Email

The old-fashioned way. Write me at:

(I promise to read it. Eventually.)

Where I pretend to be active:

For when email feels too async (but really, is it?):

Default duration: 30 minutes. Actual useful time: 12 minutes.

Response time: Somewhere between instant and never.

(Usually within 24-48 hours if you're lucky.)